Breasts: A Natural & Unnatural History
Given the world’s fascination with breasts, you would think that there would be a section in Barnes & Noble dedicated to the feminine feature, that many–be it scholar, scientist, or aficionado–would have taken the time to study and write about everyone’s favorite fun bags. Strangely, this is not the case, but author Florence Williams prepares [...]
Bigger Breasts, Better Sex?
According to a survey conducted by RealSelf.com (see it in full below), 34 percent of women who have had breast implants claim they are more satisfied with their sex life post-procedure. Is anyone else reading this tidbit of info thinking, Duh? Obviously, if one is feeling self-conscious about the way they look–especially in the sack–you [...]
Making Mountains Out of…Anthills?
As witnessed by the sidebar at right, the tagline for Tuff Titties is “Making Mountains Out of Molehills.” I use it as a play on the idiom, which usually refers to someone who makes a big deal about a minor issue. As Tuff Titties’ adage, though, it’s used more as a metaphor that size is [...]
Tattoos for Titties at Thicker Than Water Tattoo
If you are in the New York City area on Saturday, April 21 and in need of some new ink, hit up Ashley Love and Thicker Than Water Tattoo in the LES to get a tat of a tit…or two. Love has put together a beautiful flash sheet of breastcentric pieces and is charging just [...]
Get Your Boobs Scanned
For a prosthetic, that is. If you’ve fallen victim to the cancer of the beasts and have had a mastectomy, getting fit for your filets is now easier than ever. ”Previously, women have had to go through a grueling two-and-a-half-hour fitting,” says Wendy Carter, a nurse who specializes in obstetrics for breast cancer survivors. Referring to [...]
HBO’s Breast-New Show
Word on the street is that HBO has begun filming a new drama series with breasts and cuss-words aplenty, preparing to “break new ground” in both the boob and vulgarity categories. “There will be a lot of F-words,” promises HBO vice president of programming Mitch Frankel. “And if there’s an occasion to show a woman [...]
Employees’ Breasts on Display at Swedish Lingerie Chain
Well, not completely, but staff members are required to wear nametags that boast both their name and bust size in order to work there. Is this demeaning? Several ladies employed by the chain, Change, seem to think so, and are filing a lawsuit again the company. This impetus was first put into effect three years [...]
There Are Such Things as Uniboobs!
It was supposed to be a “routine maintenance” procedure on her already enhanced breasts, but what Dinora Rodriguez got was anything but routine. Upon waking up in recovery, Dinora was aghast to find that her breasts had merged together, creating one where nature intended two. Just how does something like this happen? Apparently the surgeon [...]
Knit a Boob
That’s what I’ll be doing tomorrow at Brooklyn’s Textile Arts Center, which is holding a day-long workshop in service to help patients and survivors of breast cancer. And if you hold breasts close to your heart, please join me: Not only will you be hanging with the breast-obsessed Tuff Titties, but you’ll also be helping [...]
