busty heart busts a move

busty heart busts a move

warning: the following video contains graphic content, not suitable for all viewers. i’ll admit that i didn’t know what i was in for when i pressed play, but it’s left me speechless. taking to the stage of germany’s got talent, busty heart showed viewers exactly what her talent was: her 46h breasts know how to throw their [...]

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paint by knockers

paint by knockers

kymber thomas isn’t your average 23-year-old. she may spend her days as a receptionist at a dialysis clinic in oklahoma, but once she’s done with the daily grind she retires to her home where she can focus on her passion: painting. and not just your normal kind of painting, either. nope, this girl’s work sets [...]

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lit to titillate

lit to titillate

did you know that this week, september 25 through october 2, is banned books week? yep, this is the week librarians, book aficionados, and anyone else who proudly labels themselves a dork unites to celebrate literature that’s had a reputation for pushing buttons despite our lovely first amendment rights, to which tuff titties and writers [...]

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katy perry, certain tricks aren’t for kids

katy perry, certain tricks aren’t for kids

katy perry is known for pushing the envelope. she’s made a name for herself by creating a cartoonish yet sultry look, donning ensembles fit for comic book heroines. not to mention penning tunes with titles like “i kissed a girl,” and creating videos where her breasts shoot out whipped cream–i’m not so sure all “california [...]

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hooray for boobies!

hooray for boobies!

i am here to talk about one thing and one thing only: breasts. it’s a topic that i hold close to my heart. why, you might ask? well let me tell you a little story… once upon a time not too long ago, i embarked on a shopping trip to one of the most hallowed [...]

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the curious case of keira knightley

the curious case of keira knightley

keira knightley is a tuff titties hero. known for her slight frame and even slighter chest, the actress is a role model for the cleavagely challenged. she made headlines back in august 2009 when she starred in an ad for chanel looking noticeably…breastier. shame on you, chanel, for daring to “enhance” the look of your [...]

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a tale of two titties

a tale of two titties

so i’ve talked about me and i’ve talked about keira, but something that was said in the previous post begs for another sprightly tale from yours truly. see the foundation for the voice that is tuff titties was born many years ago. i remember being in the fourth grade changing for gym in the locker [...]

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not american appropriate

not american appropriate

while we’re on the subject of ads, let’s just all take a real close look at one from the company that everyone loves to hate and hates to love: american apparel. above you will notice a one-piece bathing suit that appears to be a) missing some material, or b) made for those who are cleavagely [...]

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no country for tuff titties

no country for tuff titties

yesterday word spread like wildfire regarding australia’s supposed ban on small breasts being featured in film. in the war against child pornography, the FBI seems to be cracking down on underage performers on film—equating age with breast size. in other words, those who rock an a cup are high schoolers or younger, while those that [...]

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jack sparrow is keeping it real

jack sparrow is keeping it real

casting for the fourth installation of pirates of the caribbean is underway, and if you’re a lady hoping to get a bit part alongside johnny depp, you may not get your chance if you’ve had a little help in the breast department as agents are looking for the real deal. don’t believe me? here is [...]

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